"Hey, mom. Do you want to see my essay? It's about my favorite family tradition. Lefsa making making is a tradition, right? I mean, I know we didn't go this year, because of hunting. But still, I really like it. But maybe hunting will be my new favorite tradition. Do you think I should write an essay about hunting? I could. I bet my teacher would really like to read it, even though I don't think she hunts. Maybe her husband hunts... Yeah, he prob does. Next year, I'm going to write about hunting. Do you think we write tradition essays in 4th grade?"

Just take a breath, kid.

Now, what was the question?